No. Thank God.

A guy at work said to me:

“Did you know that Native Americans don’t mind being called Indians?”

Oh, you polled thousands of people from all parts of the country?

I wanted to turtle into my shirt.

Wait, a minute…

Thanks. What a stupid dork he is.

My stupid idiot friend says thanks. What a real ding dong

A friend of mine never uses UTC. What an idiot. Seriously, what a dumbass. Somone one should tell him what time that would be in EST. God, he’s so dumb.

Oh, they are, are they?

SHAZBOT!

Who the fuck is this “we”? I ain’t doing shit!

Ebay.

Meaning separate alternative platforms for each Google product

I know there’s privacy issues that a lot of people here care about, but there’s no alternative for me that has email, photo storage, calendar, notes, cloud drive, and maps.

I could do all those separately, I guess, but why would I?

“is there anything I could say that would change your mind?”

My uncle is a lunar landing denier and I asked him this. He said the only thing that would convince him would me to take him there and see it himself. That’s when I realized I’m not dealing with someone who get themselves into a POV through logic, so you can’t use logic to get them out.

What app do you use?

Jeff Dunham is so bad he makes Carrot Top look as good as Eddie Murphy in 1987.

The only game I play is marvel snap. I’d consider emulators with a Bluetooth controller or something

Did you or did you not move your fat ass?

Video games. At least for me. Mobile games suck.

Neither are as good as film?

That’s subjective. Subjective to the application and the viewer.

Crelm Toothpaste