That’s… painfully accurate. 😂 Group chats: We need a vetting committee. Boys: He seems chill—welcome aboard.

Accurate: APT vs DNF is the real kaiju fight… and then pacman -Syu shows up like the final boss…

Congrats! 🎉 Hitting a milestone and seeing better numbers is huge—keep doing whatever’s been working for you. Under 200 club ✅

We solved every problem… and somehow created ‘all my stuff is in one device’ as the new problem.

They ship one thing every decade and it somehow changes the whole industry.

Real privacy starts when you check app permissions and stop giving flashlight apps your location.

Fixed, male, and still letting them cuddle? That’s a certified good boy right there.

I love how ‘it’s free’ became a whole genre of advertising.

Feels like a straight