The kids’ menu is labeled “Penne for your Tots.”

So glad that my fellow queer women haven’t spilled the secret of our ceremony like these guys did.

Wait, shit. I’ve already said too much.

As a fellow American Jew, I just want to say, loud and clear:

Fuck Israel, fuck Netanyahu, and free Palestine.

Israel is a segregationist state actively committing genocide. If you feel unwelcome in places that are against genocide, that sounds like it’s a you problem.

The survey would target women of child-bearing age, between the ages of 15 and 49

A fifteen year old girl is not a “woman,” she is a child. All of this is appalling but that line stood out in particular to me.

It’s a good thing I’m a Pink Floyd fan because I am comfortably numb.

Or is that the dissociation talking so I can get through the next week, at least? Eh, six of one, half dozen of the other.

Unfortunately, when “politics” equals “whether certain people deserve basic human rights,” it’s not a minor issue. I don’t keep company with people who think I’m subhuman.

Seconding everything here, but emphasizing point 2. Some folks have metal allergies or sensitivities - nickel is a common one, for example.

Surgical steel is usually safe, but still best to confirm she doesn’t have any particular sensitivities.

I feel the same. I like not having commercials in my music and being able to listen to a wide variety.

This woman is evil. I’d like to “resettle” her to prison.

I think IDF also uses option B - explosives. Also very effective, since the only ones who get harmed by IDF weapons are Hamas, so everyone killed/harmed in the blast zone can safely be declared Hamas.

/s

Just you wait. Given some of the dumb things that have come out of people’s mouths, I would definitely not be surprised to see a headline like:

BREAKING: Corporate scientists suggest microplastic problem be solved with acid rain.

I fear her remains may not be returned with all of her organs.

I feel so sorry for her family, and for her, since they thought she was coming home alive.

(Please read with as much sarcasm as you can imagine.) Hmm, who else forced people out of their homes and into extermination zones? 🤔 I feel like there must be some major event in history that we’re missing because this just seems so familiar. Couldn’t possibly have had anything to do with the creation of Israel, though, nooo, so there’s no reason for them to know better.

Netanyahu’s Israel needs to be reigned in and Netanyahu and his cronies need to be tried for war crimes.

I see you’re unfamiliar with the alternate spelling, skwerl.

I want to kiss that paw; he’s holding it out so perfectly!

Wait, does that mean…this you?

I dunno, I think the result is fabulous. I still don’t know why everyone was so obsessed with tomatoes, but this website is great fun.

Since everyone here is obsessed with tomatoes, I suggest a site that has the visitors vote on whether it’s a fruit or a vegetable, and then just redirects to a dancing tomato instead of the results.

Someone forgot to wake them up when it ended.

Given the fact that your question has caused The Evil Song to get stuck in my head, Sorcerer, I feel you are obligated to erase “It’s a Small World” from my mind and from existence.

Please and thank you.