reason number 1:

we’re stuck. he l p

what if I had a 1 m dick

SEVERE blood pressure issues /j

bweh [threatening]

first time i heard someone using the term carnists it was being used as an insult and i was so confused because “wait why are vegans mad at carnivals now?”

Bait used to be believable 🚬

this is only scratching the surface of the turd iceberg, but here: https://qntm.org/clean

I wish people stopped praising a book that has been repeatedly debunked as dogmatic, outdated, nonsensical garbage.

No, do not bother with Clean Code. Been there thinking it was some bastion of truth that just went over my head. It’s not. Fuck uncle bob.

that’s STILL a compliment

The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/

oh yeah same, i didn’t mean horrible as an insult

play it it’s absolutely horrible

Based on the fact that almost[*] every single Java shop I’ve been in used Spring, I’d say yes.

[*]: aside from one which used bare tomcat with a bespoke, thousands line long, bug ridden router for a core service. i guess they didn’t know about spring because every java service since then uses it.

Never ask

• a man his salary

• a woman her age

• a corporation which thirld-world countries’ empoverished population they exploit for cheap labor to make their “AI” economically viable

there was a fedi shitstorm recently RE: centralized blocklists so I tried my hand at a web service that would facilitate aggregating and sharing these lists in a decentralized and dynamic fashion and so far I like how it’s coming along

https://crates.io/crates/felicia

I’m hoping to build a frontend for it soon-ish

oooo here’s my latest one about… uhh, let’s say offensive security against crawlers.

my home is built using Leptos, i write my posts in Org and then convert them to HTML with orgize at compile time. i should write a post about that because i’m pretty proud of how it turned out <3

as for infra i have all my stuff on a vps from a local provider. i mostly do docker containers behind Caddy which i LOVE because it makes everything so simple, including certificate management and automatic renewal.

fuck ESR

all my homies hate ESR

buying drugs and scamming people

oh, and throwing gasoline at an already burning planet