You see, the problem with us virgin Jews is that we are not fucking

Those are community maintained packages in the first place. Canonical offers extended security updates (plus after the 5 year LTS EOL) for a fee, with 5 machines for free for non-commercial uses.

Very legit IMO

For some reason they still exist in Israel (that is AFAIK, I don’t go to shopping centers that much). And I think this was before the closure

OK that’s really funny, I didn’t understand why it resembles Hebrew and this is very very close (letter names are even the same).

Ignoring the table and reading it in Yiddish (which uses the same letters as in Hebrew with different pronunciation) this read closely to “oh my god“ (“omeged” but close enough)

Edit: reading right to left, of course.