blue lion

surely one of the games of all time

• a hello world doesn’t need libraries in Java
• installing JDK takes at most 5 steps, depending on the OS
• a nullpointerexception is more likely the developper’s fault (unassigned value, calling a function on a null object)
• IntelliJ is easy to install and modern (granted, other IDEs are very ancient)
• developping GUI apps is a PITA, no matter the ecosystem (generally)

The rest is more or less spot on (no idea about concurrency issues though)

Anon turns his whole family vegan because he’s too nervous

I heard grass tastes allright if you sprinkle some oil and salt on it. Never tried it myself, though.

The Geneva Suggestion

My earbuds exploding while I’m using them

she’s actually from a meme: