⬆️ this right here. Y’all go on without me; I’m having a good dream.

Got that Amazon Prime Healthcare+ subscription: All ambulance rides are free, but the subscription costs you $999 per month

juicy!

This legitimately is science, though. A scientist is characterized by their willingness to change their mind when confronted with new evidence. It’s so contrary to the normal human response that we named it.

https://web.archive.org/web/20220715210746id_/https://downloads.hindawi.com/journals/amse/2022/3802603.pdf

I think it’s sarcasm, mate, but I could be wrong