As a small language model, yes. Boop beep

No way - you straight up say she enjoys having sex with you, and you’re making sure she’s taken care of. Who cares how it’s done - you enjoy it, she enjoys it, and you both get to finish. I see nothing but wins here, king.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_jive

Not really tho.

It’s silly how some of them do this while simultaneously pushing ugly and aggressive policies.

Man, I forgot all about Kongregate. Flash games with achievements was a cool idea.

Kiss my schloß

Word!

Wtf… Who brushes their teeth BEFORE they eat?! That’s like wiping your ass before you shit

I dress for myself unless I want to try to exploit something, then I’ll dress to fit in because a lot of normies are stupid and actually think different types of clothing means something.

You call them “steamed jams” despite the fact you are obviously not billed?

I wish companies would go back to putting SD card slots in all the phones again

Users are getting dumber by the day. The people arguing back to me about “this is a you problem” when I mention reasons why device ownership is important is way too fucking high.

This is why you gatekeep hobbies. Keep the dipshits out so they don’t become the masses that ruin what you enjoy.

Air holes on the toe, as well as the seam are totally different

Other than the fact it’s white with a brown sole, this looks nothing like the shoe in the photo…

They love to take credit for WWII while completely ignoring the part Canada played

Prob U2.

“Look at us kids, were cool grunge music just like that Nirvana band on the shirt you’re wearing!”

The stupidity with phones gets even worse when you consider the hardware in them and how little of it people really use… Androids are literally pocket-sized laptops.

Install Tasker and you’ve got a pretty serious workhorse.

Install Termux and it’s next level. Especially if you use proot to install a full Linux environment.

Why are the notable ones all European/Oceanic?

Also hilarious that the only American one is also the only one that mentions sewage spilling out because of it.

I thought America was #1. Up your game, USA. Get those fatburgs going!

Angles have not been proven to exist, so I guess 0 and ∞.

If you can find proof of angels existing, then we would need to have more specifics:

• how big are the angels?
• what type of pin are you curious about? A fabric pin, for example, is much thinner than a pushpin.
• what style of dance might they be doing? A line dance would require significantly more space than, say, the Macarena.

We’d also need to find out if angels are solids, or if they could pass through eachother as that could reduce the space they need and alter the answer significantly.

Not sure what point you’re trying to make - people come from all walks of life… A stupid question to me may not be a stupid question to everyone else.

Would you know how to survive like a Sentinelese?

Could you tell me how to export a list of packages I have installed on my computer using pacman and yay so I can batch install them after wiping my computer?

Could you tell me the typical directory where I could find the word.dot file for a typical Windows user running Microsoft Office?

Would you know why you can’t mix DOT2 and DOT3 but you can mix DOT3 and DOT4?

What is “women around me, described using math terms only”?