Yes and it’s also why if i have time i mess up the first try on purpose

Or that apecar from a couple of days ago:

“You’ll be bought from a farmer trying to make a living, then you’ll be sold and somhow end up carrying rocket tubes on your poor 50cc engine”

I don’t want to know the kaiju level job this machine has to do on december 1st

I can work under pressure; just with the same efficency of a model T running on frying oil.

Either <°_°> or †; have fun pronouncing them

With a lot of persistence and ingenuity

Jokes on you i’m into that shit

Factory reset instructions: press for 10 seconds, then you’ll hear a beep and your unit will be brought back to factory settings

40°c in the shade; i drank 4l, i still dont think it’s enough

Like all old systems, do nothing and pray it doesn’t shit itself.

When they come out it’s the time to call the Pétardiers with these bad boys:

Stellatum glandem

Either buy a sticker cover with a slider or get lenovo laptops that have that builtin; even though the slider is confusionary since when it’s closed it’s a red dot. Im sure that there must be other brands that integrate it as well

Pipes a script from the web in bash whitout checking:

Reboots to see the windows logo come up

Basically a “lemme get the flame thrower real quick so i can hammer that nail in for ya”

You can say what you want i still prefer appimages to snaps, old school windows stile ftw

Still faster than snaps /s

I mean, if we want to get pedantic, nothing it’s stopping a virus from bringing it’s own drivers or a whole ass windows vm to pass the usb over ( i rememver the was something of the sort for windows using a windows xp machine for a botnet) It’s as always just a matter of how willing are you.

At home we basically make this observation everytime we eat artichokes; how the fuck did people discover that this spiky flower from this plant full of spines had the base of each petal commestible?

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