Mystery? What mystery? Polonium keeps the samovar hot, everyone knows this. They were energy conscious patriots trying something new so the boys on the frontline could keep themselves warm using the wood and coal that otherwise would have burnt to warm their tea. Patriarch bless these fine folks who died in the pursuit of keeping our selfless heroes cozy in the trenches.

I still sometimes wonder what the Priggler thought was going to happen when he stood down. Did he really not think he was going to be defenestrated like literally everyone else who was slightly critical of Putin?

holy shit, it’s morter from rick and morter