Trump bouta deliver some foreign aid.

Holy shit, did that really happen?!?

Are we being punk’d?

c/nottheonion

My youngest is 7 and kind of a big guy.

To hold one’s child for the first time.

I’m Jewish. My wife Chinese. Reason enough?

I think the only thing to do now is help at a local level. Washington’s fucked, nothing you can do to change that. What I am planning to do: (1) be kind to my family, especially my wife; (2) donate to the school and food pantries; (3) just fucking cope. Work on my hobbies, exercise, just… one foot in front of the other. Endure.

Oh: and I’m thinking about buying a gun and learning to shoot. Seriously.

Not really. Old fucks won’t be impacted.

FOAD

That is your impending reality, regardless. That fat fuck isn’t going to make it 4 years.

There’s enough blame to go around. Democrats fucked up long before 2024. Brandon was a fuckup. Hillary was a fuckup. But let’s not absolve the greatest of all fuckups: the average American idiot.

There are obvious, executable solutions.

Acorn squash, bruh. Shit was fucked.

Whatever, I’m buying MSFT.

He’s gonna aikido the fuck out of some hamberders.

Cool.

This post is bad shit.

Fuck russia

“We work hard and play hard. You gotta shit on 20, 25 cars a day to make it in this office. But then we go out and pick the sidewalk off fucking CLEAN and recharge for the next day.”