The full remote time during the pandemic allowed me to slowly update my profile pic for work until people started asking me what my pronouns were.

I tuck because I don’t want to look down and see the thing either.

Can’t relate, I’m a secret third thing (And also gay).

That Dr Pepper could use some sour cream!

Ah, my spirit animal.

Women are a certain way because of the way I was born.

Maybe the landlord could cut out the avocado toast, or get a job.

That could either be earwax buildup or eustachian tube dysfunction. Assuming the doctors checked for any buildup that may have been impacting the eardrum, you might try the Valsalva or Toynbee maneuver.

Sometimes, I feel like it would be easier to find the One Ring than it would be to find NSFW content on Lemmy.

lol, that’s silly. I do it at the start so that I can punctuate with an ascii emoticon, even in forms of communication where it’s not supported. ;)

I’m more than a little bit concerned that this is being posted by the sole mod of the community.

Edit: Wow, I think I caught a ban for this!

Gangster rap pirate Santa is an exception, of course.

Grandma is just recruiting for a hacking group.

Hung like a horse too.

That episode always kinda bothered me, because the universal translator was able to make English phrases out of it, which suggests a base language that would have to exist for the Tamarians themselves to understand their language. Surely, they could have shared some set of learning matirials that they would use to educate their young?