Bethesda games aren’t gonna run themselves

Ahh, yes, totally verifiable and definitely not a sad sack in a troll farm, right comrade? Mine is from a Gorillaz song, “All Alone” off of Demon Days. Give it a listen, it’s my favorite track on a completely stacked LP.

Listen, randomfirstword+randomsecondword, you’re gonna have to get a better script from your handler, because shit like this may have worked 6 years ago, but now it’s just static.

You’re gonna have to learn to troll harder. This is pretty weak bait, bruv.

“You see this, Sharon? If this shit goes wrong, Mr, Teddy gets the claws. I swear on my toe beans it will be a blizzard of entrails the likes you’ve never seen. You’ll be pulling teddy bear innards out of the lint trap for the rest of your life.”

Just like the kids in The Goonies fixed the statue of David by gluing the dick back on upside down, so too shall Trump invert the American dingus in acts of corporate interest and capitalistic greed.

Don’t worry, everyone. Trump will be in office soon, and everything will get fixed.

Yeah, I don’t think it’s a full steamdeck 2, I think it would be more like the oled upgrade. Slightly better performance and battery life. I think valve is going to lean into the cellphone model of smaller upgrades every year, with an eventual phase out of old hardware after 5 years or so.

https://www.pcgamer.com/hardware/handheld-gaming-pcs/a-new-steam-deck-is-coming-with-one-of-amds-more-powerful-ryzen-z2-series-processors-inside-it/

There were rumors yesterday about it after CES. It looks like Valve is denying it after AMD said there were new processors on the way for Steamdeck. I’m not 100% sold on the denial, I think it may have been some miscommunication on the timing of the news. Either way, that’s where I got it from, I just hadn’t seen the news today about them denying it yet.

Don’t forget, there is a new steam deck refresh coming soon, so getting a new one will have even more benefits.

I know the correct response is to shoot less children, but I can’t help but see the value in lowering CEO survival rates.

It really did. I’ve never been so utterly amazed as I was when I loaded the first Far Cry and the first Crysis. Nothing else has come close.

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Before I even clicked it I knew there would be no real journalism involved. It’s just parroting the video the LegalEagle put out, so if you’d rather give your click to the creator, just watch the Youtube video, and don’t bother with the techcrunch “article”.

This person sounds like they know what they are talking about. Certainly I don’t know all of those words together in one sentence. Must be an expert.

I fucking love this so much.

Don’t forget you have to hold the button for 5 seconds while an animated circle fills to ensure you are clicking on the button you want to click on.