Who can say no to a piping hot bowl of slut soup?

No, this is Garfield

Yeah my favorite was always this one:

He wasn’t ready

I’m under court order not to answer that question.

Oh cool, that’s better.

Idk, kids sound a lot easier to fight than adults.

Ouch, too soon. I’m still breaking in this account.

Number one.

Give it the beans.

Menu translations are hilarious, but this does sound like an LLM mistook “chicken pops” for an eggcorn of “chicken pox” and described it accordingly, though it may not necessarily be the restaurant that used the LLM. It could also be an auto-generated summary from a search engine, for example.

It’s like if ObviousPlant did PSAs

Hands down best twist ending

A goddamn classic

Or the ones where people point out how inconsistent JS is with adding strings to numbers.

Yeah, maybe don’t do arithmetic on numbers as strings?

I think they’re referring to the software issues that bought down multiple 737 MAXs, though it shouldn’t be relevant here because 787s don’t have the modified software that caused the crashes.

Idk about every conservative. Take Trump for example.

There’s nothing closeted about his narcissism.

In many ways, yes

This is beyond my comprehension.

Man, reminds me of that old sub on Reddit, what was it? Rimjob Steve, I think?

There are a lot of euphemisms in The Sims so they can keep their T rating, with sex being called woo-hoo probably being the biggest one. The other big one I can think of is that alcohol is referred to as “Juice”