You didn’t ask, but I’ll tell you how I make a grilled cheese with normal cheese. I have never experienced “lumpy and gross”, but perhaps this is left to the individual.

Choose your bread. Anything you desire. Choose your cheeses. Nothing wrong with mixing it up and using different cheeses. If you have one of the cheese platters in the house that has a variety, this is the prime time to make a grilled cheese. Butter the pan and lay down your first slice of bread (medium-low heat). Lay whatever cheese you like on the inner side of the bread (season if desired). Let the bread toast and the cheese will soften, but you can cover it to let the heat build up enough. Not too long though as you don’t want moisture building up. Throw your second slice of bread on top when you want and when the bottom side meets your expectations of toasty, flip the sandwich (during the flip, I flick more butter in for the fresh breaded side to begin its toasting session). You are now faced with the toasted side. Take more cheese and place it on the toasted side. I often use parmesan or asiago (you can use any type), but do not use a lot here. When the second side is toasted to suit, flip it back on to the outer cheese side so it can melt and toast again. Then ply the second toasted side with cheese and flip when the time is right. You will have a nicely toasted cheesy side now with the second toasted cheesy side.

You can season with garlic or garlic salt or some other herb or spice you enjoy. I love making grilled cheese sandwiches like this. They seem fancier and definitely have more flavor. I also welcome any constructive criticism or suggestions to help “up” my game further as I am always looking to improve.

I’m going to take a wild guess and say “bowling alley bathroom.”

Johnny, tell me what I’ve won!

[German comedian on stage] - I just flew in from Zurich and boy are my arms tired.

[Audience] - Cough.

Sadly, I’ll miss this one, but I was in the middle of Oregon during that total eclipse. Eerie is one way to put it, but I would say it provides somewhat of an existential experience having the moon fully interrupt the light of our star. The birds go quiet, the temperature drops and a twilight surrounds you whilst still being able to see sunlight off in the distance. I spent time using my camera for a moment or two, but really wanted to fully experience it at the same time. It involved a long time without sleep, but I am very happy I made the journey.

Just wanted to say we have one in our yard that has been there for almost 20-years. Previous owner left it to rot. I moved it close to some wild hops and they are covering it completely after two years. Still standing!

Fookin floaters!

Here is an interesting link that a user can answer questions to refine Linux distro choices:

https://distrochooser.de/

I was thinking, “Wait…what…?” But there it is:

https://hannahmontana.sourceforge.net/Site/Home.html

Bonjour!

That means “‘Sup?”

Thank you, friend!

Step 1: Be attractive!

Yes, since 2019, it is now much easier to identify the a$$holes. They are quite unabashed about it and I’ve even seen stickers on the bro-dozers mentioning the a$$hole club. What’s the goal here? Instant tribal identification? Well, I guess it works and I can avoid you.

All cars now have “black boxes” that track the telemetry of the vehicle. It is no longer optional. In the event of an accident, this data is used to help determine cause.

Edit: I did not make this up, the response calling it the ECU has no idea about this apparently, but it does not make it any less true. In the US all manufacturers have to install telemetry devices.

My Shield is telling me it is not available on my device. What must I do to change its mind?

He’d reply, but his keyboard just broke.