Alexander the Great describing Aristotle: “Chaaaaaaaaarge!” (he was not a great listener)

Hahaha this is cartoonishly evil, surely it can’t be true!

Next you’ll tell me Ellison invests in creepy life extension projects and gives an insane amount of money to post-fascist politicians!

Thank you, fact-checking entity from the Internet. I believe your wise words and I choose to trust you, you who use capitals with great discernment. AMEN!🙏

Is this not mandatory? What kind of twisted society wouldn’t consider that the most obvious and yet the absolute lowest-level solution?

Rhetorical question, of course.

Thank you Mr. Tech CEO! Very nice! Here’s my $1000 to buy a shitty device riddled with adware and spyware (plus subscription). Feel free to give some of this sum to a maniac politician!

This is what the internet was for! I don’t give a damn about 500 ways to tie my shoelaces, but I’m glad this exists and is available to me, in case I change my mind.

Yer a tool of the bourgeois oppression, Harry!

Yeah no shit he could beat most people in his area of expertise like I could beat 99.99% of people in my own area of expertise.

The point is that despite buying the best training you can get and rigging half of the matches, he still looks like a mediocre cunt.

So it’s because of Biden? I will not listen to your sourced explanation BTW

Because apparently the real menace in wildlife photography is using stuffed animals

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-43912583

man what’s uptime?

If 5 million speculative posts on the topic on anarchychess don’t count as evidence, then what does?

There is no evidence that the horsey is a real thing either and yet here we are!

Sorry it’s actually in the law. It was voted by a very large majority of MPs in 1988. Not putting the divider on the belt usually results in the bobbies taking you out of Tesco and shooting you on the bus replacement service.

No worries love! (subtitle: ‘go on shoot yourself’)

No worries! Cheers. Ta. Sorry.

How did she manage to land a job as an MLB team manager after a NASA internship?

Once in the concentration camp Auschwitz, the Ovitzes attracted the attention of the German camp physician Josef Mengele

Fucking hell.

But they all survived. Let’s not forget what happened despite all the ambient bullshit about holocaust denial.

I’m sorry but I have to assume you’re not British (which is fine, not your fault). You wouldn’t survive one day in the jungle of unspoken rules of politeness that is a Tesco queue.

No ‘thank you’ for a divider? That’s a firm mild stare for you

No ‘no worries’ when people apologise for forgetting to thank you for the divider? Rude.

No ‘nonono it was me luv’ when people tell you ‘no worries’ after you apologised for forgetting to thank them for the divider? Are you some sort of sociopathic asshole?

Friendship with German puppet states is over now my best friend is… perfidious Albion???

Get stabbed in the Middle East during the Levant Crisis

Get stabbed in the African Colonies during the Fashoda incident

Get stabbed in the Channel during the Scallop War

Get stabbed in Indochina by supporting France when they really shouldn’t have, come on

Get stabbed in the UE, constantly

Get stabbed when they insist on calling French fries ‘chips’

I know this sounds cartoonishly evil, but please consider how the unemployment rate went down drastically within this subpopulation.

Now about my newest idea ‘tunnel-sized toddlers with claymore mines’