Years ago my local firefighters were setting up a wifi setup that went across the town for them to use, so we named our wifi after theirs, about a week later we get a knock on the door asking us to change it because the firefighters around me couldn’t connect to their network.

Not sure how they found out it was us, I think someone ratted us out.

What a fucking weird world we’re living in currently, I shoulda just kept taking drugs.

Which discord servers should I avoid?

This is why I stopped ordering from wish, I study the tracking like I’m investigating the cartel.

Suck them all off, got it!

When a pov cuts to a shot showing both of them on screen, I’m not trying to Astral project mid wank.

*Shrugs and continues chewing the bone.*

Can I just keep slapping the red button?

I’d fight Frankenstein’s monster before I’d fight that atrocity.

Now I gotta go watch a Guru Larry video.

They’re a punk band for kids and I love them, I grew up with them, then got to watch them with my niece’s growing up, now my mates kids love them, Anthony needs to pack it in tho, he’s starting to feel creepy, the new crews pretty good tho, still feels like the wiggles even if the OGs aren’t there.

Or a functional education system.

All it means is I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sakerfice.

Even my dumb fucking rural Australian ass knows that Puerto Rico is part of the US.

Am I a tree?

The eerieness of that, I was 13 when 9/11 happend. You been spying on me in the past again?

Of course we are, it’s Lemmy, we have no choice!

Can I just tell them I watched 9/11 live? That should verify my age.

That’s because they’re fucking idiots.