Anyone remember or been to those markets in eastern europe, where you could buy bootleg CDs, copied CDs, cracked games, counterfeit products, etc?

He died? But I didn’t even see his shoes come off!

Reddit-ish enough?

When the English tongue we speak.
Why is break not rhymed with freak?
Will you tell me why it’s true
We say sew but likewise few?
And the maker of the verse,
Cannot rhyme his horse with worse?
Beard is not the same as heard
Cord is different from word.
Cow is cow but low is low
Shoe is never rhymed with foe.
Think of hose, dose,and lose
And think of goose and yet with choose
Think of comb, tomb and bomb,
Doll and roll or home and some.
Since pay is rhymed with say
Why not paid with said I pray?
Think of blood, food and good.
Mould is not pronounced like could.
Wherefore done, but gone and lone -
Is there any reason known?
To sum up all, it seems to me
Sound and letters don’t agree.

“💩” - Twitter actually, when requested to comment

Nobody needs to watch anyone’s console game clips on Twitter.

FTFY

Yes

We noticed you bought a fridge yesterday. Are you interested in these fridges, too?

So… like Amazon Yesterday Shipping?

“This is the fart that doesn’t end
Yes, it goes on and on, my friend
Some people started farting it not knowing what it was,
And they′ll continue farting it forever just because, this… PFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFRRRFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRFFRFRFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRFFFFRFRFRFFFFRRFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFRRRRRRFFFFFRRRFFFFFRR…”

My brain: “Ugh I suck at memorizing random numbers! I just know I won’t be able to remember that.”

Also my brain: “Oh a fire/medical emergency/… - lets call emergency services!” immediately followed by "♪ 0118999881999119725…3 ♪ "

:.|:;

My dad who worked in a telemetry disabling factory died last week. He always told me how to disable telemetry when he put me to sleep. Pretend to be my dad and tell me how to disable telemetry, I’m really tired and sad but cannot sleep.