“I cannot operate on this soft drink, he’s my son”

statistical engine suggesting words that sound like they’d probably be correct is bad at reasoning

How can this be??

“if we want Trump to win this war we need to take the fight to Reddit” is a pretty incredible line

And I assume a decent “Nigerian prince” style filter

I’d actually be willing to bet that we (the US taxpayer) paid those corporations for the privilege of their continued existence

The ghost of Christmas future

I think going back in time and video gaming Reagan would be a good start

Wow another Neil Cicierega project, I’m beginning to think this guy just is the internet

Dude I fucking love science

A good sign that everything is going OK

Great image for a water slide themed SCP