Stranger in a Strange Land is so good.

like the ones with the vanilla bean strewn about in it.

That sounds delicious.

Can you follow directions? Congratulations, you can cook! It’s really not that difficult, cooking is just simple chemistry.

When I was young my mum bought me a cookbook and once a week, usually Sundays, we would make a recipe or two that were in it. Sometimes full meals, sometimes just desserts, etc. You’ll learn by doing, so get yourself a cookbook or find a cooking show to watch if you’re a more visual learner. Just put yourself out there and try. I believe in you.

Second ice cream question I’ve seen today and it’s really making me want some.

I generally eat my ice cream out of a bowl where I use a spoon but if I’m in a situation where I’m eating it out of a cone then I use my tongue.

Vanilla. No sprinkles or toppings or sauces of any kind, just plain old vanilla ice cream.