Sure buddy, whatever keeps the iPhone nightmares at bay for another year. But does the battery last three times as long? Who cares about screens if I have to charge twice a day.

Same here!

Water, yogurt and granola, or frozen breakfast sandwich. Sometimes nothing.

It’s always who you most expected.

“Laws are a threat made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group in a given nation. It’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted, and the police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean?”

B is mounted upside down. Also the prongs get bent easily. So definitely not B.

“Hey! Stop using well known workarounds to my idiot demands! Surely this is brand new technology that no one could have known about!”

Neat idea 10 years ago “discovered” recently by a tech bro who thinks he’s the first one to think of it. He got his clicks, I guess.

10gig symmetrical for $50/month on Sonic fiber. Still too expensive but I can’t believe the rest of the US pays so much for so little, and worse thinks it’s a great deal. Typical US speeds are 30 years behind but Americans are so very, very stupid.

Humans are too stupid to switch from convenience to slightly less convenience even if they get privacy for free. Any amount of discomfort is too much and changing an app is basically death.

Where does the half beer go? Asking for a friend.

When literacy was an expected trait and not a rare one.

They’re so fucking stupid and that’s exactly what they want to be.

Games were $60 three decades ago, inflation hits us all.

This reads like more AI slop. I miss when Jalopnik had real articles.

Another failure to add to Trump’s extensive list.

Police aren’t here for for the common citizen, they’re for sale to the highest bidder like everything else in this shit hole of United States of Capitalism. Fuck the police. ACAB.

Found the Tesla bot.

Una Watch from a small team in Ireland has a promising vision for those who want to rid themselves of Google. I had a Fitbit step tracker that didn’t fit into Google’s plans so they made it unusable after Fitbit cashed out.

I’m glad Fitbit got paid but that doesn’t mean we’re stuck with Google.

This your first time getting high?