Tattorack uses octothorpe. It’s not very effective!

The coolest part about the money crank is never knowing if it’s attached to anything

That’s good. The world just got a lot less snorty and needs your help.

- Michael Scott

Alucard, my favorite movie! Watch as two sleepy men wake up and revive a man who barfs blood into desperately unhealthy people and makes them all better just before dissolving a real estate deal.

Buzz Ness Majors, Lee Majors’s shitty cousin

I just learned from the post above this in my feed that this is three Marry Jew Annas

Also, this:

I’ll have what she’s having

The penguins refuse to answer surveys

Just as a little treat for themselves

Mainly because it’s what people knew and expected. “Other” browsers make it too easy to blame user errors on an unfamiliar environment or interface.

But most of all, it’s about picking my battles. I’m there to get employees and volunteers to help vulnerable people get connected and don’t want to get hung up on trying to educate them about privacy and ethics.

Chaotic good

Eh, I didn’t have much else going on and playing Jackbox remotely with my family made me realize how much others were possibly missing out. I don’t even know if or how those computers were used. I just had a lot of time on my hands and an urge to use my then-new drill. Then, I’d move the equipment out before my wife killed me and then let literally anyone else handle the logistics.

Prior to the pandemic, I’d take 20+ year-old laptops and other equipment to a friend’s ranch and we’d shoot shit. One time, I peppered myself with glass from a CRT after shooting it from a few feet away with a 16 ga.

I’m not directed by charity, I’m just wildly impulsive and occasionally productive.

When quarantines hit and everyone was communicating via zoom, I offered to recycle people’s computers and destroy their old hard drives for free. I’d remove and drill multiple holes through the hard drives, vacuum/dust the computer, install a small, inexpensive HDD, and install Ubuntu.

Then I’d install zoom and chrome (sorry) and then pair each computer with a wired mouse, keyboard, and webcam that I had laying around in bulk. Then I’d drop these computers off at shelters, elder communities, and religious institutions. Essentially, anywhere you’d find someone who didn’t have the means to contact family, attend an interview, or whatever.

Recycling/upcycling old computers isn’t just good for the environment and your investment, it’s good for your community!

Yes! PLEASE puncture the Old Faithful supervolcano already!

Evict horizon

Okay, so now you can barely afford your rent inside a black hole. Enjoy the enhanced granularity of your desperation!

You’re gonna be the bum that shaves me

I’m sorry that you feel that way both about your body and how you can express yourself. Bodies are so tough… I love the things I’ve done and chosen to experience with my body, but I don’t like how my body looks as a result.

On the topic of losing weight, I heard you lost a few pounds this week! Congratulations!

Thank you for sharing your feelings like that, I appreciate how candid your reply was.

What’s something you’ve been dwelling on lately, but it seems too trivial, obsessive, or egocentric to vent to those close to you?