In English, everything verbs.

Roses are red,

Violets presage fate,

…

Thanks, buttpilgrim.

So is this a response to Vaultwarden becoming more popular?

(As an aside: One of the reasons I trusted a semi-proprietary hosted app like Bitwarden at all was that Vaultwarden exists, theoretically allowing me to move there if necessary.)

Gatekeeping ze bread.

/s

(Fwiw, the thing he is holding up is not a Schwarzbrot. Might be whole wheat or just wheat but colored with malt.)

Related classic:

Possibly Republican.

'Tis Sargon of Akkad. He brings a cat, and pizza.

In order to not fully dox myself, I’ll just say the following: I came after Nils and left before Melissa did. Around early 2021, I found myself suddenly thrown in Ivo/April calls and feeling tremendously unhappy, not just because Pandemic Year II sucked in general and team dynamic went to shit but also because these marketing folks were discussing not-so-grand grand ideas and blatant GDPR violations while sending literal hundreds of inexplicable 👏 emojis into the chat window of every call.

That’s a rather uncaritative interpretation of my words. I left of my own accord.

Unfortunately, I fell out of the corpo brainwash cycle a bit before that.

Hm… Reading the names of Ivo and Spencer triggered something in me. There are good people there too. These two are pretty obnoxious. Granted, the mock-German is ill-fitting for the two though, with one of them being an American, the other a Bulgarian(?) living in Germany.

Gripes. Used to be an employee there.

Hello, we is sé SUSE from sé beschauliche little town of Nurenburg (plz don’t say asserwise! we are a world concern but we is tru 2 our /root) and we creating one more me-2 1-off project. Now, only a decay-de after sé Oohbantoo we has a type faish to. Now we is off to ripping of sé Red Head OS agains, because we is effraid to compete wizz Microsoft. After awll wot if sey log us out of Ashure? We go hart after the IBM. Plz accepts our Right to Win in sé offer-support-for-forenn-OS space, we is only here to help you get rit of log-in effects.🚀

The dirty secret of Light Houses is that while they are fat-reduced, they often contain more sugar.

Eh, tooth fairies are totally unheard of in quite a few countries, but dental school is regarded as medical special ed pretty much worldwide.

The picture is from a yarn company. I guess you’ll have to knit them yourself.

les cousins dangereuses

Fwiw, the usage of that phrase in Fargo S2 irritated me, because it really doesn’t make much sense for a woman to be using this as her quasi catchphrase.