He’s crepuscular!

This is the internet, friend! You should be free from judgement for upvoting cum!

Hopefully, one with quiet relief.

Mom wouldn’t want you miserable every year because of her.

Here’s hoping we see a response.

Loved me some Chip’s Challenge.

Thank you.

Where can I play this game?

I really wish this was labeled with a warning. Scared the hell out of me.

Your comment made me look it up and now I also what the fuck

Out Cold, holy shit. What a deep cut.

jaunty whistling

Bro

The living room is red herring.

Oh my God it’s really gone.

I am but dust, now. Dust wearing a wizard hat, but still.

“Programmed to respond to over 700 questions, none of which include chicken fingers.” - Sergeant Vatred

I understand why this is frustrating and am not trying to take that from you, but thought you’d enjoy knowing that the last old lady who I confronted about calling my girlfriend as my girlfriend (in the platonic sense) was genuinely confused about my irritation, since “isn’t that the best part of having a girlfriend instead of a boyfriend? That they’re also your best friend? I always thought you two really got that part right.”

It’s some arethestraightsokay stuff (and happened in like 2004) but I thought it might give you a smile.

“Started?” Here in Tennessee we never stopped calling each other girlfriend.

But as others said, “Partner.” I use it to talk about my boyfriend (since I’m a well-known demi person locally and the sex of whoever I’m with can be a massive question mark.)

I want this on a shirt.

I was crying so hard a contact popped out and I had to finish the game half blind!

The thing is… do they? We don’t know that they’re actually referencing anything at all. I always thought that, once you got the vibe, you could contribute to the conversation with the phrasing and use the implied story of the phrase for the context.

I might say to you, “Kyle, when Janet left him.” You don’t need to know who Kyle or Janet are to infer that this might not be a good thing. Alternatively, I might say that, and mime like I’m wiping sweat from my brow as of relieved, and it might change the meaning.

We have no real way of knowing what history they might be referring to. Or if there even is one.