Does not compute

Any chance you’re a lawyer? It works make more sense to want to hammer out the precise rules of the fake universe if you’re a rule lover

Oh, see, it’s a cartoon so it’s not real.

Hope this helps.

“not going to engage in tribalism”

Moments later, engages in tribalism

You’ve really got to lighten up, don’t feed the trolls

Dramatics are my main form of communication so thank you for your appreciation

Care to expound? Why barely comparable? I’d say 90s java and today’s python fill a similar niche of barely functional apps with performance issues.

You seem very butthurt over a joke, be chill

Have to admit I didn’t know Minecraft was in java. Explains the graphics ;p

I was attempting to combine my genuine belief that nobody has ever written a java app that is any good along with humor. As an end user java has always been the scourge of human existence. I’ve never written a line of java code and have no opinion on that.

Lol I always forget how conservative software devs are, oop

All I hear is I brightened someone’s day ;)

Sorry about your lack of butts. One assumes you are referring to “no butt” disorder.

Edit: ohhhh I realized like 20 mins later you meant non-binary but since you’re in a red state you think using the term partner is unusual even though that’s become the standard in most of the blue states. Confused why you think “nb” is common though.

Tell us more ancient one, your heroic tale of “giving up against the endless weight of capitalism” is fascinating.

Nah it’s not you should check it out

I’m sorry just as a matter of policy I’m going to have to downvote you for saying you like java. Nothing personal.

I think some things that were novel when java came out are such old hat at this point the 1990s benefits just aren’t benefits anymore. Run anywhere? I’m in a html app right now. As is my IDE and my chat app. Strong interfaces and sane types are only in comparison to the bizarroland of c++ which visibly always seems to basically be word vomit. JIT compilation is in python which is both easier to use and has way better tooling and libraries…making python today run in the “fast enough” category that java was kinda in. I’ve literally never seen a usable java UI tho.

I think it’s clear they are sensationalizing it due to the unique nature of the energy used, which is external potential energy that needed to get down the hill whether it’s a gas or electric truck.

Saves us money too, which could be used for social welfare systems lol none of this will happen.

They could just do the password manager approach where the data is encrypted on your phone but stored in the cloud. App retains users, sensitive data remains private.

Don’t give honest hard-working freedom loving American leeches a bad name, comparing them to the health-adjacent cash extraction system.

Blocked

I do suggest you look up what words mean, but I don’t imagine you will.

Fuck no

In a 2 party system, voting for a 3rd party doesn’t count. Not of course in a literal sense, they are counted…but they provide zero value.