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That nice girl feminism got us to lose abortion rights. I’m in the vengeance stage whether you like it or not.

Pretty sure I’d get fired and sued for this at my cancer hospital

US already jails children, this policy is actually less harsh than ours

To Build a Fire by Jack London

I’ve been to several Christmas stores open only during the winter in Texas

Refrigerator senpai?!? https://youtu.be/gYXHnkhRwCY?si=l1EcFXzJE_EX-dL_

Yeah I believe yokels will pop off at linemen on their property but who gives away free fentanyl?

My titties hurt when they bounce too much during hormone shifts. Plus the nipples are really irritating in A/C when they stiffen and feel wormy (dunno how to describe, like a small boner demanding attention) and I also accidentally scratch them without a bra to cover them. Was especially important to have some sort of coverage when I had piercings in them because I almost tore one out brushing my hair. Never healed right after that.

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Oh no…anyway

I have ruined many dinners by talking about digging organs out of dead animals and people, for science

Cheap dry cat food is unpleasant stale savory tasting and the flavor lingers in your mouth. It tastes like cat breath and could really use some salt and sauce to take the edge off.

I hope a side effect of the AI training on reddit comments is that text output is littered with Fuck Spez

This is clearly wrong, all field scientists are mad to begin with