Me, installing Linux mints major update like a month ago after finally getting things just right:

If it breaks, new distro I guess 🤷

Be nice to Owen, ok, it’s been a hard life for him

My goatee might not be majestic or massive, but it compliments my face well, and all sideburns do is make me look like a teen trying too hard

I’ll take what I’ve got, at least I’m not rocking just a soul patch, right?

Problem is he pretended he was apolitical and that he didn’t know after the fact

When a simple “yeah they’d have fucking killed me had I tried escaping” would have been a lot less self-incriminating than “idc, me like rockets :)”

Which honestly would have been fine (relatively) given the situation had he fucking addressed it after the fact

“Yes, Jewish slaves built my rockets before being killed. Had I not helped, I’d have been one of them” is all he needed to say, it’s a very easy to understand position

“I’m apolitical” is what he said instead

Verner was a fucking Nazi, only a guilty man would say that shit

Long discussion about the game: fine, acceptable, fun!

Long discussion about the meaning of a French word from hundreds of years ago after your bard said the wrong thing in a talking puzzle: might be fun, but is unrelated to the actual game and should be cut short before it drags on

The DMs job is to control the narrative, if you’re talking about the game at all then it’s part of the narrative and you should really only push them if they start going in circles or something at that point

someone bought those machines in liquidation, whether they want them or not, or even know if they’re theirs

It’s a risk to remove the machine and do something with it if whoever that is eventually says “give those the fuck back to me I wanna sell em to nerds who’ll use em for their collections” or whatever

The Boss, MGS

Not Big Boss, the man with the eye patch and is a bad guy, the woman who taught him and the mother of Ocelot

She was such a badass woman that she inspired basically everyone around her to try to mold the world in the way they thought she saw it. Shes a great example of a woman/mother who’s a badass directly because of the skills normally associated with those roles. Yeah, she can fight and kick your main characters ass, but that’s mostly because she’s spent time nurturing him and caring for him to the point where he emotionally cannot fight her. She regularly disarms strong, imposing men (some with superpowers like lightning channeling) by just looking at them sternly and implying she’s about to call them by all 3 of their names in a disapproving tone

Time and again she does badass things while she’s alive, and her death is technically the catalyst for the rest of the series as those who loved and admired her try to shape the world as she saw it, which isn’t even something she herself did because of her loyalty to her country.

Oh and she’s voiced by the same woman who does Pearl from SpongeBob, which is wild

Sounds like the DM needs to put their damn foot down

I’m awkward and quite bad at that normally but if my players have gone off topic for more than a minute I’ll soft remind them to get back on track, another minute or so and I’ll bring it up again, and if we’ve wasted 5 minutes I activate my autist mode and just straight up mention were way off topic once a spot opens, and refocus the game

That’s part of the damn job, I can run a table with up to 10 people without too much of an issue as long as everyone actually comes with their GODDAMN CHARACTERS FINISHED, DAVE

violently spasms while staring deeply and directly into your soul

SAME AS IT EVER WAS!

(also I think you should totally do it, if anyone’s too dumb to at least ASK what your outfit is given context before getting mad is the problem, not you trying to do a cool thing that someone might mistake for another thing, especially since Jeff is a pretty recognizable character)

Battlebit: Remastered before the devs bailed on it, too

Linux users are hard for using a terminal when they could just open a document in a text editor.

This remains my #1 gripe with an annoyingly large bit of the Linux community, though there slowly becoming a smaller and smaller group

CLI is great for some things, but holy shit it’s terrible for all of the uses you people try to shove down it’s fucking throat. A text editor works better when you can scroll through and click around if it’s any bigger than a few lines, my audio mixer is a lot easier to use with click and drag sliders than it was as ASCII text in a terminal, and in what fucking world is “MV file/path/could/be/long/as/shit another/long/as/shit/path” faster than click-drag between the 2 windows I opened to copy the path names in the first place?

Yeah, my domains are .com or .us, the .com ones face the outside world for whatever reason and the .us I use to mean “us my family” rather than US, though I’m a citizen so I’m in the clear

If .us suddenly goes somewhere its prrrrrobably true that I am also gone in whatever caused that, too

There wouldn’t be an insurance company to tell you no in a single payer system

Ok? Already knew all that

The point is that Disney is famously child/family friendly and that they had influence on the film, thats why a direct reference to suicide in the first 5m is especially surprising: Disney let it happen

Pixar actually being the ones who made it is entirely irrelevant to my point and also incredibly basic film trivia

Pixar wasn’t owned by them, but they were contractually obligated to be making movies for and with Disney

I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard, always taking constant care not to break something, to break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control even for a moment, or someone could die.

Mr. Incredible is sued for stopping a man’s suicide and injuring him instead.

In a Disney film.

This is explicitly stated, to the camera, within the first 5 minutes.

Holy shit Disney, you hadn’t “Up’d” us yet, chill

Fuck the publishers for sure, the devs aren’t all bad people I can only assume

I’ll keep sucking 3archs dick, though, they’re literally the only company making the kind of zombies content that actually scratches my fucking itch for it. I hate it

Look, you can’t even make a simple logical conjecture

I pointed out that your original point about trump supporters getting banned is because they break rules. I then pointed out that you were wrong for claiming 40% of Americans support him. Logic has had 0 to do with this discussion, but I like how you toss it in there to make yourself feel smart

And yet you claim to have a graduate degree in a math-related subject?

No, I claim to have above-college-level training in statistics, making fun of your “high school” comment. Your reading comprehension is fucking trash