lol, no. go back to school lmao

…no? its an epub, its embedded in the text of the book… I have tried MPV though, and it just spits out garbage.

I have epubs of the whole series, there are audio attachments titled “jrr Tolkien sings <poem / song>”, but sadly I’ve never been able to get them to play… :(

if told “fuck you” in say, Norwegian, what does it look like? (if you speak Norwegian, then substitute it for something you don’t speak :P)

also, does “fuck you” look the same in all unknown languages?

🎵-gard-gard-gard-gard!

… which time? he’s died in like, 3 of them now

and cats.

same, but chocolate