Doomscroll or just do the fun things.

well, and this guy may do that, but I think he’s calling out all the millions of parents who don’t know how to do that. You’re talking about a vast swath of the population that has literally no idea what any of their passwords are. Or what to do when they don’t work.

I’m sure it’s crazy difficult to raise a son today anyway, but “if everybody jumped off a bridge” is always true.

It’s not even that.

There’s enough complexity around just one component to prevent what should be obvious.

What I know is this. My son just wants to play video games and talk to his friends. I just want to keep him safe. Somewhere between those two things, I’m supposed to become an expert in the convoluted parental control schemes of Gabb, Nintendo, Microsoft, and Xbox, while a stranger’s Christmas morning texts sit in my son’s phone history.

He can do both, just not at the same time. Or, bring back the LAN party. Those are the choices. Otherwise, yeah skeezy predators and nazi porn await. As if it wasn’t super obvious.

This guy, who is clearly more savvy than your average bear, is just discovering all the marketing hype about protecting children is bullshit. Wait til he finds out about protecting the earth.

Yeah, exactly.

There’s never been any reason to get to this point. That it’s all been voluntary is just the most egregious abandonment of logic and parenting.

But hey - no one who’s in the swamp will ever get out.

Fair, but corn has a use. (Also not one I agree with but you get my meaning.)

“This idea that the lower cost of renewables alone will drive decarbonisation – it’s not enough,” said Daly. “Because if there’s a huge source of energy demand that wants to grow, it will land on these stranded fossil fuel assets.”

There’s also a huge issue around water use which isn’t mentioned in the article.

You misspelled “the awesome sport of kings” baseball.

I feel distinkly attacked

Sir Chonk McNapp, 38th Earl of Tumtum (picture undated)

They’ve thought of it. Her market-worth was deemed insufficient so they’ll take the hit and shrug it off. The 18-28 crowd however, should they do anything so bold, they’d jump.

Spoiler: they won’t.

Au contraire! Perhaps it is you who have not learned how to play!

All glory to TriceraCat!

C’est Francaise, non?

Root also published the data allegedly scraped from WhiteDate online.

The hacker said that they scraped WhiteDate’s public data and found “poor cybersecurity hygiene that would make even your grandma’s AOL account blush.” Root said that users’ images included precise geolocation metadata that “practically hands out home addresses with a side of awkward selfies.”

“Imagine calling yourselves the ‘master race’ but forgetting to secure your own website — maybe try mastering to host WordPress before world domination,” Root wrote.

Silly consumers. Microsoft will tell you what you want, when you want it, and through sheer force of an 800 pound marketplace gorilla, they’ll continue to shlurp in 20-30 Billion dollars in pure uncut profit every three months.

Geez it’s like you guys haven’t been getting screwed by this convicted monopoly for forty straight years with absolutely no end in sight.

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