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211·2 months agoIf it weren’t for the millions of gallons of water that I’m sure are wasted in the middle of the desert, this honestly looks like so much fun.
35·3 months agoI use arch btw
Ok but what if instead… it was her?
Damn. Fuckin got me.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
I would have accepted either Doug or Phil.
cow with two legs
Lean beef?
Oh, so you didn’t hear about the guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?
Sum Ting Wong
We Tu Low
Ho Lee Fuk
Bang Ding Ow
2·8 months agoAmericans learn everything about the middle-eastern conflict from Sept. 11th, 2001 and on.
Do they actually get anything about the “and on” bit in high school? Feels like the kind of thing they’d have to wait til uni for.
BOAT FUEL CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS
He also jumped the line to get a liver transplant once he, presumably, decided maybe there’s a chance the diet thing wouldn’t work out.
Died shortly thereafter, wasting a perfectly good liver.
5·1 year agoWhat differentiates this case from the App Store on iOS, or any of the other marketplaces on consoles?
From the article
The Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standards regulate taillight design, mandating minimum area, placement, quantity, and visibility according to vehicle category, dimensions, and weight. However, the FMVSS does not appear to prohibit deactivating taillights during braking, so the Cybertruck’s taillights as seen here seem to be legal—even if they are perplexing, and potentially dangerous.
I still can barely believe this thing is real, and not something out of a bad 90s movie where video game characters come into the real world.
Cozy is already a verb
INFORMAL
give (someone) a feeling of comfort or complacency.
“she cozied him, pretending to find him irresistibly attractive”