"I could do any switch. You name 'em, channel 1, 2, 4… sometimes 3, if people were interested in that channels current program.

And, of course, good old channel 5."

Bit like that, eh?

This despite society’s frequent demand to “Know your ABCs”.

They can’t do that! Shoot them … or something

I guess his reasoning was a little coarse and rough.

How can he have written a Jedi Master’s thesis and not be a Jedi Master?!

First on a big container ship, then on a midsize cruise ship, then on a riverboat, then on a two-person inflatable paddle boat. When I finally clung to a pool noodle, I realized it was time to get rid of the tattoo and return to the shore.

Number 5 made me rethink my life, get an anchor tattoo and turn to the sea.

I bet OP invented this mysterious friend just to get some good recommendations!

@m3t00@lemmy.world solved it, “tufted titmouse” is the name :)

Looks like it, thank you!

[English teachers, frantically trying to squeeze another seven exceptions to the exception to the exception to a pronunciation rule into a simple mnemonic rhyme] Yeah, you tell’em!

Those birds are so beautiful (and, seen from Europe, exotic). (No shade to the raccoon.)

What’s the name of the lowest one, the small one with the crest?

Yeah, everybody please respect the honor system and use decimal for numbers up to ten, binary for numbers up to one.

If you absolutely have to count to e.g. 20 in decimal, just count to ten twice.

Yeah, I liked how well spoken and well reasoned it was; they politely said something they could have said in a much more acerbic way.

(Not saying I agree with them either.)

Technically correct, the best kind of correct.

If you’re currently at a 0, is it possible to engender yourself up to 1?

Free to play, pay to not die

Did that with my blueberries last night B)

Won’t see me on no hospital floor.

insert meme

You use the English word because you’re a pretentious idiot

I use the English word because I forgot

We are not the same

“Sorry, I forgot the English, Finnish and Arabic word. I can offer you Urdu, Basque and Polish, if you’re interested.”