Honorable mention to Tarkalean tea

I didn’t change my name. My perspective is that my identity doesn’t change just because I got married. My name has been mine since birth and it’ll remain that way.

Shine on, you crazy diamond

Bitty is a treasure!!

I’m from New Jersey and I pronounce it Wuh-stah-shur. I think that’s reasonably correct?

I have zero paifs of underwear.

I think the point is he won both the popular and electoral. In 2016 he lost the popular vote but won the electoral anyway.

Cheese.

Yeah also 4chan

Ear is beak

When I was growing up, I had some family in LA & San Diego. One year when we visited them we ended up going to both Disneyland and SeaWorld. This was the late '80s or very early '90s and not a huge deal, I think it was just something to do to keep us kids busy. I know Disneyland isn’t “the” Disney that everyone talks about so maybe I’m missing something but Disneyland was sorta underwhelming. I wasn’t huge into Disney stuff anyway but I remember being kind of bored.

When we visited in 1997 we went to Universal Studios Hollywood. They had an attraction where you could get photographed in front of a blue screen and edited into a scene from Star Trek - they had uniforms and props and everything. I loved TNG and was so stoked to wear a command uniform and hold a tricorder. My uncle Ira was appalled that I chose TNG over TOS…I can still hear him saying “but that’s not real Star Trek!”

Yeah I think Dr. Prepper can write a prescription for that

Kinda like Bucket (pronounced “Bouquet”).

They should be Edsels for maximum insult

Aw adorable :)

Gym membership & personal training. Expensive but completely worth it!

Mochi is adorbs, give hug now!!

*splat*

Does whatever a spidercat does

Mostly unrelated, but here’s one of my favorites (I had this on a mug but I broke it :/ ):