Nobody in their right mind uses words like “Palatschinken”, “Paradeiser”, “Piefke” or “Schlagobers”.

You can easily be an environmentalist and still believe in the Star Trek paradigm. While we, that is mankind, might have the ingenuity to find technological solutions to most of our problems, we do not have the political or economic systems necessary to actually put these solutions into reality.

Sadly, they only knew only one song. After singing “7 AM, waking up in the morning, Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs, Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal, …” every day over and over again, they eventually collectively committed suicide.

Might have something to do with the respect, recognition and pay different professions receive by society.

If I was the photographer of her photo in the thumbnail, I’d be looking for an escape route out of Russia right now.

Putin’s response: “Mist”

Did I just get an unsolicited dick pic from a snake?

This text has an incredible lack of substance. The typos don’t improve it either.

because you’re scared of being single

The issue with elections is that you won’t become single, you’ll just get a new (or old) spouse.

Still, you wouldn’t say that Kafka was born in the Austrian city of Prague, even though in 1883 Prague belonged to the Austrian part (Cisleithania) of Austria-Hungary.

I think you’ve just insulted a bunch of poles.

There are four, actually. I just didn’t want to overwhelm my list of Northern cardinals with just one nation.

It’s apparently not everyone’s humour

• Thomas Collins from Ontario
• Gérald Lacroix from Québec
• Jānis Pujats from Latvia
• Anders Arborelius from Sweden
• Arthur Roche from Yorkshire

Option 2 would require a zipper at the back and is arguably more of a jumpsuit.

He’s nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready
To drop poop, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole flock goes so loud
He opens his beak, but the chirps won’t come out
He’s chokin’, how? The worm’s sticky like dough

Why are you posting this here? This is a community about cats. We don’t need random photos of foliage here.

Hey, was suchst du denn hier?

You’re probably the kind of person who complains that they don’t teach complex numbers when first introducing square roots in school.

Ich habe die Rauchzeichen gesehen.