imaginado: huesos de dinosaurio

realidad: excrementos de gato

Swamp Gas Giant

Looks real to me, but I wasn’t there when the ducks were named

Visualize whirled peas

Both sides know the right way, one side is just trolling

what da dragon dog doin?

I’m no stats major but that’s what I was thinking

Sounds right to me

He probably isn’t, but that isn’t required for this strategy

This is absolutely true. But there’s also good people in there just because of their family, I’ve seen them get broken out anecdotally

hey its me ur brother

You don’t have to be religious to pick up church girls, you just have to be kind. Then you can break them out

Maybe anon should try picking up a girl at church instead of the bar

Countdown to mpreg

Weren’twolf

Termux is awesome +1

Oh how I would love to boot up the original MW2 and feel that old rush again but alas, without sandboxing (and even with) the experience is probably not worth my time or money.

This post made me think of Richard Dreyfuss. I don’t know why

Seriously! They fit in a backpack these days, there’s no excuse