what’s the best open here

the system is going down for shutdown NOW!

because the OP does

Wait till they learn about climate change!

It’s okay, the tins mostly use aluminum nowadays

There are two more pages to this and it gets worse

(black people, particularly)

Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask? [Motions towards where the divine should be]

yeah but if you get him down to Flesh Wound that’s kinda a win

ghost ghost i know you live within me, feel as you fly

if you have multiple guns and can’t afford a lawyer you have kinda fucked your priorities

turing completemess refers to the idea that any computational system capable of universal data manipulation is completely gay

it can be both artless and scienceless

babbage: the calculator lovelace: the programming language turing: the computer science

but we avenged him by turning computers gay

[the town inside me]

yeah i wanna see what the fuck metrics made them think this was a good idea. what is their mean average precision. did they recall@1 for humans on the road

lil pachinko plates from the guy across the hallway

can you not do this in your head

astronauts (in the US) are salaried positions well over $100k a year, it is trivially easy to do what OP is asking for a salaried worker but not at the low low rates OP is aiming for