If your sushi place is serving you pink ginger, it’s time to find a new sushi place.

Thank you for addressing this.

If I suddenly became a competent adult, I think it might tip people off.

It’s against the law to keep alcohol out of the hands of the youth.

You’re such a tease.

That’s no place for a semicolon.

How’s that cock taste?

Wake up, people. Whisker fatigue is REAL.

Free at last, free at last!

Fuck yeah, squat the world.

You’ll be back.

If I pray real hard will Duke Energy turn my fucking power back on?

This doesn’t seem like the work of demons to me. Seems pretty on brand for your christian god, though.

Both, both, both 😏

Wash your ass better.

Do you not wash your ass?

Catnip doesn’t get cats high, it gets them horny. Anyway, that’s cat grass, not catnip.

You are my fire.

Every day is a school day!

I had to get my wife to read this to me, and I thought she was just trying to be funny.