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hormones

…it’s clearly a recently-filmed parody…

…or shadow of the demon lord…

…technically, it’s not not classified, it’s unclassified…

…does unclassified require something to have first been classified?..semantically, certainly, but technically i have no idea…

…you dad did very well; give him a hug this december…

…what about a battleship with turret-catapult A10 float planes?..

…that happened once!..

…please keep to the right except to pass…

…i remember pretenders; less articulation than even action masters…

…one could fairly argue that they originally jumped the shark when hasbro took design in-house but at least headmasters transformed…

…can i reposition my taskbar?..no?..then it’s not the f*cking same…

…only if you’re an elf or have access to diamond dust worth at least one hundred gold pieces…

…one hole-punch for double-sided, two holes for double-density!..

…going all john woo!..

…don’t look at me; my bard’s half-monk…

HOLY HELL.

…“baby steps” they called that corporate handout, fomented by a groundswell of apologists that patience would be rewarded in due course…

sixteen.
f*cking.
years.

…when was the last time the democratic party ran a legitimately progressive platform?..i’m not talking about vacuous platitudes, i’m talking about articulated commitment backed up by tangible, substantive, follow-through changing the nature of established paradigm?..

…the electorate can vote or not vote for whomever the f*ck they see fit: that’s the fundamental point of democracy…

…the most-effective way to win those votes is to earn them, not to berate the electorate with a presumption of entitlement…

…was there one before?..