Guldens Spicy Brown Mustard. Dad was from Brooklyn and loved it, as I kid I just wanted the neon yellow stuff all my friends had. Now, many years later, I always have it in my fridge.

That what ultimately ends my time here, will be my own fault.

And spiders… Fuck spiders.

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Exxcellent.

Darwinning!

Noodles, specifically Bee Hoon (rice vermicelli). Mild and feels like is absorbs all the sins of the night before.

A lot of basic foods, for instance: tuna, Pop Tarts(toaster pastries), Frozen Veg, Dry Pasta.

The store brands are so much cheaper and often higher quality.

Bluesky has gained a million brazilion new users…

I’m so sorry, it was right there. And yay for Bluesky!

I mean yes, because that, but also it’s just pretty.

I’m a total wimp and I went upper outer thigh. Got it at a reputable place, but spur of the moment with a friend. Very little pain, almost always hidden, but as a bonus, gives me an excuse to hike up my shorts/skirt when it comes up in conversation.

Lose 10lbs fast with this one simple trick!

I saw Minecraft and Stardew mentioned already. But not the ultimate time sink, Kerbal SP, especially with mods and documentation. Though I’m not sure 5 years is long enough, can I request an extension?

The full story is almost better than that. As told by his brother:

"Well, this old librarian, she says, ‘This library is not for coloreds.’ He said, ‘Well, I would like to check out these books.’

"She says, ‘Young man, if you don’t leave this library right now, I’m gonna call the police.’

"So he just propped himself up on the counter, and sat there, and said, ‘I’ll wait.’ "

[The police and his mother were called]

"And the police officer said, ‘You know, why don’t you just give the kid the books?’

"And my mother said, ‘He’ll take good care of them.’ "

So, the librarian reluctantly handed over the books. And then, Carl says, "my mother said, ‘What do you say?’ "

And Ron answered, “Thank you, ma’am.”

Full story: NPR

Exactly, this is only an issue for me if my cat manages to build a wifi jammer. Though that is a possibility.

Veridian Dynamics we can even make radishes so spicy that people can’t eat them, but we’re not because people can’t eat them, Veridian Dynamics, Food. Yum.

Spelled different, but seemed relevant.

I know I should be angry, but honestly the copywriting on this is cracking my shit up. “So woke they never sleep” these bigots are comedy gold.

Lemmy-Bot: “First stretch out a pair of jean, top with beans, beans, and more beans. This will prevent you from pooping for at least 3 days.”

Found the aussie!

Not in Lake Wobegon!!

Mine actually got it, draft 2 and 3 were similar to yours, but draft 1 caught it was a trick question and said just go across as long as the boat is big enough.