oyfrog@lemmy.worldtoFunny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•"I built an arm wrestling chair." Sure you did
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2 months agoFree: gently used jerk-off-chair. Never bare-assed it, but spritzed with fabreez anyway. Sticky texture is from woodfinish/varnish. Should hold most earthly humans, but if you’re worried about it holding your weight, you can come try it out. Pick-up only.
Either “I’m not dead yet” or “I’m still alive” with a somewhat halfhearted “I guess…” Trailing behind.
Once upon a time I was a little more cheerful and gave answers like “Celebrating my streak of consecutive days lived”.