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Naked Gandalf riding to the hand-off

Goofy does porn

i had a first edition Charizard that was stolen at a sleepover (dumb ten year old me wanted to show it off). then the rest were stolen by my sister when I was in college where she cut them up to decorate her binder.

don’t know how many still survive but I’m pretty pissed

i feel like I’ve never heard anything about substack and then all of a sudden out of nowhere i was hearing about it everywhere. never used it. now that I know it has a nazi/far-right problem, staying away from it by at least 1000 miles

just lie on your resume bro

millennial who quit all social media except Reddit/Lemmy (now just Lemmy) nearly a decade ago now.

it’s great for my mental health. the only issue is that Facebook decided to take over as being the new Craigslist with Marketplace so I feel like I’m missing out on the best sales of used items because i refuse to make an account and give Zuck my data

how she explains it is literally how i feel. i always worry someone might be thinking I’m mansplaining when really I’m just nerding out and want to talk about interesting info with a friend

i generally assume good intentions and i hope others give me the same courtesy, even if it has sometimes burned me in the past.

Chad doesn’t actually “forget” to do the job. he realizes it isn’t worth his time unless he’s asked about it at least twice.

I’ve been Chad and been asked to do millions of things by people who will even forget they asked me to do them so unless it’s important enough that they follow up on it, it’s not a real job.

i will usually say something in corporate speak though like “it hasn’t been on my radar yet” instead of “i forgot”.

cosmic horror

imagine if everyone just went back to the social media of the 2000s. i would go back to vox.com when it was a blogging platform and not a news site.

paying rent sometimes feels like throwing money into a black hole

-gestures wildly at facebook-

just stay on livejournal

got banned for supporting Luigi. albeit a bit vocally.

would suck for whoever gets him

because he is at a furry party. they are all dressed up. him too.

portland here. same issue. i have people who visit that refuse to leave my house because they are terrified of the city. many aren’t even conservative and are liberal. propaganda has done it’s work well. it’s hilarious and sad.

How will each interact with my current prescription meds?

Google Sheets. I don’t do line item budgeting though. I create my overall plan in Sheets so I know what transfers to set up and that it doesn’t exceed my income and I just look at Monarch Money to see how my spending is going. It’s $100 a year and a pretty good app.

i think that was probably the joke