There is a polish made blue Fanta that is elderflower based - highly recommended.

BTW the Fanta Wikipedia page is a wild ride

Never.
well, maybe one day but not today.

Looks like he’s about to eat a child.

People would start killing trees for the dead leaves.
Unfortunately I don’t think I’m even being cynical.

That’s what I heard.

Our dog will only walk out of the kitchen backwards. We caught him the other day walking into the kitchen backwards, turning and out again - all backwards.
He is fine in any other room/situation.

Notice what??

Just do the minimum.
No one wants to read a 10 paragraph AI generated treatise.

Yeah.
As a fellow baldish person I like to think I just have very vivid dreams.

That’s a challenging wank

IKR? a broken clock is right twice a day.

If you’re cold, they’re cold - let them in.

Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum! I smell the violation of civil liberties

Always XKCD: https://xkcd.com/882/