This is how you scold the tea

Barely missed?

Does that mean it missed a little bit? Like it missed, but then didn’t keep missing further?

Or did it nearly miss? So it didn’t miss, but wasn’t far off?

I don’t suck enough of it these days

“”““Nonspecific gender person who is typically relied upon to get things done without considering their own feelings on the matter – up!””"

This kills the man

Doesn’t roll off the tongue

Makes me think of penis in mouth