DWI? DUI? What’s the difference? The drunks alcohol enthusiasts over at Forbes magazine explain the difference…for those of you who don’t have to cover one eye to focus.

Stay sick, scratch glass, turn blue, climb walls…but don’t get caught!
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Is this a first in history: a true Onion article that could be posted in !nottheonion? 🤣 😭

What We Want Now
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A Stevie Wonder link? What are you talking about? That link goes to the WaPo article.

I bet you like Necco wafers too.

Screw, tin man.

Meanwhile, it’s finally proven that all RM Palmer Company chocolates (Easter bunnies, lambs, “gelt”, etc.) are actually made from rejected Crayola brown crayons and have been since 1961!

• Washington Post: RM Palmer Easter Bunnies made from Crayola factory-seconds

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I don’t know if you’re aware but in Michigan, they are building a new USA/Canada bridge, The Gordie Howe International Bridge. The existing Ambassador Bridge is now up for sale and I have been granted exclusive vendor’s rights! I am allowed to make an exciting, heavily-discounted offer to all interested parties. Don’t miss out on this limited-time offer and contact me about it!

Off-topic: @jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social, are you who I think you are in another life? PM me.

That’s actually nothing. If you were on Reddit, you’d have seen 37 posts per hour ^[1].

And, thank you very much, what about the non-Onion part? Feeling a little unappreciated here. 😥

Have you told your therapist about these reoccurring dreams you’ve been having? 🤔

And it is your moral obligation to part these fools believers from their money.

I think you spelled “Trump” wrong. That’s OK, I understand. Both have five letters.

On second look, you also spelled “tyranny” wrong.

Satire as it is, this is truly a “laughing to keep from crying” situation. 🤣 😭

And you wonder why most western world governments want to block TikTok? With all these insidious tutorials!!

She must be Canadian 🤣 🍁

Too male geek. Yes, female SF-movie-franchise fans exist but are much rarer than your common male SF-movie-franchise fan.

Why? Is your other hand occupied?

That made no sense.