Russian agriculture is in dire need of mechanization.

Cat eats grass then pukes on the living room rug.

Astronomy is one of the many tools of the devil.

Probably Credence

This is why I leave my phone in the basement when I get home.

Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?

That’s a name no one would self-apply where I come from.

The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain!

I was talking about my rug.

Dear, for your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax! You’re goddamned right I’m living in the fucking past!

Wonderful woman. We’re all, we’re all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.

It would be terrific if they stop forcing the tabs to the top of the window at every update.