If you want a book about hot aliens thinking Earth is frigid, try “Iceworld” by Hal Clement.

No, just a long and varied life.

Woodrow Wilson Smith AKA Ernest Gibbons, Captain Aaron Sheffield, “Happy” Daze, Proscribed Prisoner No. 83M2742, Mr. Justice Lenox, Dr. Lafayette ‘Lafe’ Hubert, Corporal Ted Bronson, “His Serenity Seraphim the Younger, Supreme High Priest of the One God in All His Aspects and Arbiter Below and Above”, and Lazarus Long. A character by Robert A. Heinlein.

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