Good. Put him away for assault. Sentence him on live TV. Throw a fucking party as you throw the book at him.

Make. An. Example. Out. Of. This. Douchenozzle.

Here’s how to turn that off:

1. Uninstall Google Chrome
2. Install Firefox, Ungoogled Chromium, or, heck, Vivaldi
3. Stop trusting Google

There we go, problem solved.

This is a bloody brilliant summary. Well done!

They lost me when they said it was going to run Windows.

Burger King? Really?

I did not know that. That’s a damn shame. Sorry about that.

Oh, I’m not blaming Germany. Far from it. They didn’t invent fascism. And I’m well aware of Germany’s leftist leanings, their current track record concerning immigrants, and their position as a current moral world leader.

And I am concerned about China and fascists running for office in Canada… but I’m a bit preoccupied by the fascism here in the States right now. Well, the white nationalist shit, too. Also the rise of right-wing terrorism that our press refuses to call terrorism because it’s being committed by white people I guess?

I don’t think we’re all that far apart, worldview wise. I’m just maybe a bit more sensitive to all this shit because we elected The Orange Menace.

Also, because we don’t have Tim Horton’s.

Dude, based on that Article, Germans had the same reaction I did. The difference is that I don’t care as much, because my own country is slowly descending into fascism, while you guys (I’m assuming you’re German) seem to have a lock on it.

I don’t have to be afraid of Germany because (almost) everyone there was horrified and reacted with disgust. Your representatives and political thinkers seem to think that this guy is an asshole, and because of German history, Germany has a responsibility to stand up and say “Fuck You” to guys like this, especially when they’re German.

I don’t have to worry about Germany because Germany hasn’t forgotten what happens when fascism infects a country. My country, on the other hand, has apparently forgotten, and the whole fucking world should be terrified.

It can never happen here is the attitude that lets it happen. That applies whether it’s happened before or not. I know Germany is very different from what is was in the 1930s. I fucking lived there in the 90s. I’m not worried about Germany. It’s still a bad look.

They really don’t seem to, and yet I find myself agreeing with them…

Cross’s broken, dude. (j/k)

Because history?

Like, I know the world is globalized now, and so are fascists, but that doesn’t change the past century of events.

This is horrifying of course, but I feel like coming out of a German politician in particular it’s a bit of a red flag.

I’m not sure Mexico would want it, what with all the Texans running around on it…

(To all my lefty/socialist friends in Texas, I apologize if this is offensive. Also, living in Iowa, it’s not like I have a lot of room to talk…)

Assuming you actually want to know…

Because if you’re not into them, the constant flood of sports stuff is annoying. I’m not interested in the NFL or the NCAA, and I never will be. But every damn year the Superbowl and March Madness take over for a month or more. Being able to just shunt all that crap off to the side would be nice.

Dude you can’t deny facts just 'cause they’re uncomfortable. Texas is American.

I know it hurts, and I know it’s hard, but you can’t treat cancer by ignoring it. It can be cut out or medicated, but if you ignore it, it kills you.

And the Platinum Award for Least Surprising News Headline goes to…

Oh I hate myself for doing this but…

*elusive