Counterpoint: Mass extinction is worth it if we can exterminate all arthropods

Take your meds

In John Harvey Kellogg’s case, it was even worse. Much like the guy who invented graham crackers, it was “So drunkenness leads to cirrhosis, gluttony leads to obesity, pre-condom promiscuity leads to syphilis, sports lead to injuries, and laziness leads to being a soft couch potato. Clearly this means that pleasure is actually bad and you should make sure you don’t eat anything that tastes good, don’t drink, don’t lift weights, never have sex except to produce one or two children, don’t play sports, don’t listen to music, don’t have fun, don’t enjoy anything”

His brother was more responsible for the corn flakes, John Harvey thought they were too flavorful.

You can get 32GB of laptop RAM for like $60 to $80 if you find sales, and even one 16GB stick would be an upgrade for you. Modern bloat is so bad that having 8 gigs of RAM is the equivalent of having 4 a few years ago.

We’re talking about actual web browsers here, not spyware that uses your device to run a botnet

J.H. Kellogg also claimed to be a straight man who wasn’t interested in consummating his marriage and felt no need for sex, and that the industrial-strength pressure washer enemas that blasted his prostate with gallons of water every single day were for medicinal purposes.

I do the same thing in reverse, I live in Zee territory but I always pronounced the ZX Spectrum as Zed-Ex

The Rita Hayworth dart board didn’t tip you off that this is a joke?

Because it wasn’t made by King K. Rool

And a substantially improved book collection by default

People who make decisions like this don’t know what a sitemap is. They probably think CNET is an app.

Today, a Lemming did not learn what a thesis statement is.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news

That’s just an urban legend

You can’t fool me

JavaScript is an abomination and real jobs don’t use it