Is that the one with the eye?

That was awesome.

Apple trees are both mommies and daddies.

Big ears!

Phantom time conspiracies are my favorite kind of dumbass conspiracies.

Though apparently only forms because of a fungus!

I’ll have to look into that idea! Honestly I never even imagined that these were even vaguely related to actual Chinese desserts; I entirely assumed they were just Western cake ideas, but impossibly cheap.

Like the pizza that’s always on those burgers. Even less authentic than the rest of the stuff, and somehow cheaper tasting than even Cici’s. (Not knocking the restaurants for that; gotta have something for the picky kids.)

What’s this from?

What’s the from?

Bullet Train was fun as hell.

Edit: I just realized that I saw John Wick based on, “Hey I want to see a movie today. John Wick? No idea what this is, but if it’s in IMAX it might be fun!”

It was.

I’m a huge fan of cookie dough, cookies and cream, and birthday cake. But if I had to choose a single flavor, it’d be good, strong vanilla.

God I love that movie.