That dumpy was a choice

His head smashed in and his heart cut out.

And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged.

And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off.

And his penis-

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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MAN-SIZED RATS.

It’s also just not a connection most people would make. How do leap years and daylight savings relate at all?

More likely you are just padding their account numbers that they use to show investors