When 500 years old you reach, look as good you will not hmm?

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A GM at a restaurant chain I worked for tried that once. Then the homeless guy hit a customer in the head with a 2x4 he found out back and the GM was fired pretty immediately. He was giving the homeless guy free food in exchange for taking the trash from the back door to the dumpster.

It’s wildly illegal to pay someone in food.

Dialogue existing in the John Wick films is totally unrealistic. The next film should just be him saying “What?” For 90 minutes with a high pitched squeal in the background

Solar eclipse is when the moon is between the sun and the earth. Lunar eclipse is when the earth is between the moon and the sun. A “new moon” is just when the side of the moon that we can see isn’t facing the sun.

The Jewish neo-nazi? Why don’t you just post with your hexbear or lemmygrad account so those who have defederated with your unhinged bullshit don’t have to waste time reading it?

Just picturing someone clothespining their laundry to a horse’s mane. Don’t correct me please :)

About $70 I think. I didn’t have to deal with buying an extra battery, cause my original mower was stolen out of my garage. I keep the battery inside to prevent temperature degradation, so I still had it when I bought another mower with the battery included.

Before that I’d just mow half, and do other yardwork while the battery was charging.

I bought it after getting tired of having to fix my old gas mower. The pull cord broke, then the mechanism that it attaches to broke, then the priming bulb cracked and started leaking gas, having to go get gas for it, etc… the electric just works. I don’t have to winterize or fuck with the carburetor, I just press the button and it works. It’s more powerful than my old mower, doesn’t bog down if I skip mowing for a week. It’s better in every way.

They never do. It’s always these outrageous headlines, but they never actually harm anything.

“Just Stop Oil HORRIFICALLY DEFACES STONEHENGE!”

No, actually they put gentle water washable biodegradable paint on it. It disappeared after the first light mist.

Because they love everything from China. Woks, genocide, pollution, capitalism, murdering protesters, they love it all.

Lest thy then proceed to three.

Outside of Australia and maybe NZ, a thong is a particularly revealing piece of underwear. A g-string. Thongs are called flip-flops.

It was behind glass. A janitor had to take some Windex to it. The horror!

Bioavailability of oral melatonin is very poor though. IIRC it’s about 10%, so that 5mg sounds about right.

It wooshed me on the first read, I probably wouldn’t have gotten the joke if your comment didn’t make me do a double take 🙂

I have 1/3rd acre, takes 2 batteries to mow uninterrupted. Anything bigger than that I hope it’s not just grass, that’s a waste of space.

Flipping it over is often the correct way to drain the oil.

The goose is only a nuisance if you don’t want to harm it (I’m in the not harming geese camp). If you’re planning on eating it, the aggressiveness just makes it easier to grab the neck and shake until paralysis.

Thank you for reminding me of the duck rape arms race. I had blocked out the reason behind the corkscrew penis.